Longitudes Goes Cruising (Again)

(I’ve been dwelling on U.S. politics lately, which does not encourage sound mental health. So I thought I’d give us all a break. Hope you enjoy this respite from German Nazis and U.S. crypto-Nazis.)

Longtime readers of longitudes know that I’ve written about some Caribbean cruises I’ve taken, the first occurring 14 years ago for my and my wife’s 25th wedding anniversary. You might recall that I have mixed feelings about these affairs.

I’ll preface this post by saying that society can be separated into two camps: those for whom cruises are the ideal vacation; and those who absolutely loathe them. As always, I belong to neither camp (which I guess means I don’t fit into society). More accurately, I have one foot in each camp. Cruises and I have a love/hate relationship.

My wife loves them without condition. She could probably live in a cruise ship cabin, despite not knowing the difference between port and starboard. She’s done 11 of them since 2012 and often tries to coax me to join her. I succumbed on six. (Probably four too many.) But I suffer from periodic bouts of situational depression, and in the past, cruises have helped take some of the sting off the “black-eyed dog,” if only for a tiny bit. Lately, I’ve been pretty depressed (see first paragraph). So, earlier this month, despite swearing it wouldn’t happen, I succumbed once again.

Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic

Here’s my take:

Food: cruise food and service are justly renowned for their excellence. Cruise cuisine is international, well-prepared, and cruises are, for many people, the only opportunity to experience 4 and 5-star dining.

Service: cruise personnel are trained like Pavlov’s dog to smile, pamper, and “Good morning!” every passenger, even certain WordPress music critics who occasionally write about Nazis. Many are from “compromised” circumstances, often from Third World countries. I marvel at their seeming absence of resentment toward privileged Americans with full bellies (like myself). But my cruise-expert wife says they probably feel fortunate to secure their cruise ship jobs, which offer far more lucrative opportunities than exist in their home countries. I’ll trust her on this. But it still bothers me.

Travel: cruises also offer the opportunity to, fairly affordably, visit exotic, often sunny locales: the Caribbean, Mediterranean, fiords of Scandinavia, South Pacific islands, Alaska, even Antarctica. These visits can be memorable, even if one has only a few hours to buy duty-free booze from impoverished descendants of African slaves.

Entertainment: entertainment on cruise ships spans everything from trivia contests in the lounge to music and comedy in the theatre. It is generally hit or miss, but probably hit more than miss. Our first cruise featured legendary, now-deceased comedian Marty Allen – 89 years old at the time – still chirping “Hello dere!” while assisted by his wife, who was half his age and twice as tall. My fourth cruise, on Princess Caribbean, had a surprise guest: producer Alan Parsons, who participated in a Q&A session along with quad-stereo songs by the BeatlesPink FloydHolliesAmbrosia, and his own Alan Parsons Project.

Piped-in music: cruise ships are also infamous for their omnipresent robotic pop noise. Since cruise companies aim to please everybody, they shoot for the lowest common denominator (LCD), which means the most crass and soulless pop crap on the planet. And the vessels all feel compelled to bombard you with endless variations of “Don’t Worry, Be Happy,” “Country Road,” and “Sweet Caroline” [though I still like the Neil Diamond number, despite its being hijacked by barking seals (“So Good! So Good!”)].

Buffet dining: this main food area is also problematic. Eating is one of life’s joys, but these very public and crowded places make me feel like a cow at a cattle trough. Just not a good feeling, and neither is the “glutton guilt” that seems to piggyback my existing depression. They are also crawling with germs. But maybe I shouldn’t worry about germs, as our Trump-appointed Secretary of Health and Human Services just informed us that he isn’t worried, because he “used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.”

Ecological concerns: speaking of guilt, the biggest guilt trip? Cruises are the dirtiest vacations one can choose. (Prior to this last cruise, I made a donation to Sierra Club in hopes of lessening my guilt.) The vessels are veritable pollution factories and exceed even air travel for carbon footprint. First, there are the heavy fossil fuels needed to propel these saltwater monstrosities, which get larger and bulkier and more gaudy each year. While some of the more responsible cruise lines now use liquid natural gas (LNG) rather than diesel (the most eco-responsible, Hurtigruten of Norway, uses battery and advanced biofuel), even LNG produces poisonous methane.

A passenger, getting buzzed on Merlot before seeing Aretha Franklin (impersonator)

There is also the waste factor. That Princess Caribbean ship I earlier mentioned? Fined a record $40 million dollars – only the day before we sailed – for illegally dumping its waste into the ocean, then attempting to cover up the crime. Yes, there is evil in this world, and it ain’t only in Washington.

In conclusion: that’s the love/hate. Despite the few “love” aspects, once again I’ve sworn never to again board a cruise ship (unless possibly Hurtigruten). And once again, my lovely wife is saddened by that decision. Hopefully, this time, I can stick to my guns…either until I’m dead, or until governments finally get serious about much-needed independent regulation.

Sadly – sad for both me and the beautiful blue ball we call home – it will probably be the former.

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If you’re American and would like to say a loud “Fuck You” to shithead and his Republican sycophants tonight, there’s a good alternative: this People’s State of the Union should prove more digestible, without the chest thumping, stupidity, and lies. Thanks.

Fascism For Beginners, Part 4: American Ambivalence (Repost)

(This is the closing essay in a series on fascism I originally wrote in 2017, not long after the start of the first Trump regime. I’m reproducing it here with a few edits. I drew heavily on William Shirer’s massive study, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich…especially the “rise” part.)

The receptive powers of the masses are very restricted, and their understanding is feeble…Such being the case, all effective propaganda must be confined to a few bare essentials and those must be expressed as far as possible in stereotyped formulas. These slogans should be persistently repeated until the very last individual has come to grasp the idea that has been put forward. – Adolf Hitler, from “Mein Kampf” (1925)

This is the last post in my series on fascism, specifically the German “Third Reich.” If you dropped in for the first time, you might want to start with the first post. What I’m trying to do here is understand how and why people expressed enthusiasm for Nazism, or were lulled into indifference, both inside and outside of Germany. A few of the reasons I’ve uncovered include post-World War I fatigue, the Great Depression, German Sonderweg, pre-existing anti-Semitism, and Adolf Hitler’s uncanny ability to practically hypnotize people with oratory and lies. The countries I’ve discussed (very briefly) include Germany, Russia, France, and England.

I’d now like to discuss my home country, America.

It’s true that America joined England, France, and, reluctantly, the Soviets in defeating the Nazis and liberating the concentration camps. And we did so, amazingly, while simultaneously waging a war with Japan. My beautiful mother-in-law likes to say (over and over), “If it wasn’t for our boys in that war, we’d all be speaking German.”

But as satisfying as it is to wave the flag, especially when we’ve emerged as victors, the buildup to war with Germany was more complicated.

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When President Franklin D. Roosevelt died in April 1945, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill said “In FDR there died the greatest American friend we have ever known.”

The “Big Three” (Stalin, Roosevelt, and Churchill) at Tehran Conference in 1943. In addition to being allies, Roosevelt and Churchill were also good friends. Stalin… not so much.

Unlike his boss Woodrow Wilson during the First World War, Roosevelt was committed to assisting England from the moment it was attacked by Germany in 1940 (and even before). In 1937, he proposed quarantining warmongering countries like Germany and Italy. After Hitler invaded Poland in 1939, he extended military aid to Britain and France. And prior to the war’s end, he demanded unconditional surrender from Germany rather than armistice.

Until the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, which changed everything, Roosevelt’s great hurdle in assisting the Allies and bringing down Hitler was an isolationist sentiment that pervaded America. American citizens feared the bloodshed that they’d witnessed in the First World War. Additionally, wealthy capitalists feared communism, and viewed Hitler as a check against its spread. And, just as in Germany, there was an incessant paranoia (and, undoubtedly, envy) about consolidation of power by successful Jews.

The list that follows is just a smattering of groups and individuals that either unwittingly or actively tried to prevent America from assisting the European democracies in putting an end to Hitler and the Third Reich:

Henry Ford: From 1920-22, automobile entrepreneur Ford, one of the most powerful men in America, published an anti-Semitic set of booklets and pamphlets entitled “The International Jew,” warning of an increasing “Jewish menace.” His work caught the notice of a young Hitler.

Ford earned the dubious distinction of being the only American mentioned in Hitler’s 1925 blueprint for Nazism, “Mein Kampf.” And much later, SS chief Heinrich Himmler cited Ford as being “one of our most valuable, important, and witty fighters.” (Ed: fighting for what? Racism? Brutality against anyone considered weak?)

Henry Ford, dressed to the nines, accepting his gaudy Order of the German Eagle award, on his 75th birthday in 1936, the height of Nazism.

U.S. Congress: Even after Germany’s repeated violations of the Treaty of Versailles, politicians from both parties adhered to a policy of non-intervention. Congress passed three Neutrality Acts, from 1935 to 1937, to maintain American isolationism. This was all in the face of Mussolini invading northern Africa, General Francisco Franco and the Falangists (similar to Italy’s Fascisti) revolting against the republican Spanish government, and Hitler’s invasion of the Rhineland.

Charles Lindbergh: Americans adored the aviation hero. He flew solo across the Atlantic Ocean in the “Spirit of St. Louis,” and Americans suffered with him after his young son was murdered.

But Lindbergh possibly exceeded even Ford in both anti-Jewish and pro-Nazi activities. As a member of the isolationist America First Committee, he lobbied against U.S. intervention in Europe and openly defended Hitler’s military aggressions. In one infamous America First speech (60 years to the day before the Twin Towers fell), Lindbergh lectured Jewish groups in America, advising them that U.S. military intervention against Hitler would only hurt European Jews.

Some choice Lindbergh quotes:

(The) greatest danger to this country lies in (Jewish) large ownership and influence in our motion pictures, our press, our radio, and our government.

(Three groups are) pressing this country toward war: the British, the Jewish, and the Roosevelt administration.

We can have peace and security only so long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood.

Hitler’s destruction would lay Europe open to the rape, loot, and barbarism of Soviet Russia’s forces, causing possibly the fatal wounding of western civilization.

Charles Lindbergh, pushing for non-intervention at an America First Committee rally. Roosevelt was quoted as saying “I am convinced Lindbergh is a Nazi.” (Imagine Trump saying something like this.) After FDR tagged Lindbergh as being a “defeatist and appeaser,” Lindbergh resigned from the U.S. Army Air Forces.

Lindbergh was a staunch believer in eugenics, and after the war, he fathered seven children by several mistresses to prove it. Like Ford, he received the Order of the German Eagle by the Nazi government. He accepted it from Hermann Goering at a dinner in October 1938. Several weeks later occurred Kristallnacht (Night of Broken Glass), the first anti-Jewish pogrom, carried out by Nazi SA troops and German citizens. Even after this, Lindbergh declined to return his award.

Breckinridge Long: Long was assistant secretary of state under Roosevelt. He directed anti-immigrant efforts that effectively barred Jews and others from attaining asylum in the states following their well-publicized persecution in Germany. As late as 1943, when the U.S. government had documented evidence of German atrocities against Jews, Long gave secret testimony before the House Foreign Affairs Committee that attempted to stifle revisions to harsh immigration policies.

(Maybe the most infamous example of indifference to the Jewish plight occurred in 1938, when the passenger ship St. Louis, loaded with over 900 Jews fleeing Europe, was refused entry at every American port. The ship eventually returned to Europe and unloaded these unfortunate exiles at Antwerp, Belgium… which shortly thereafter was enveloped in a swarm of cockroaches wearing jackboots and swastikas).

Joseph P. Kennedy Sr.: The patriarch of the Kennedy family, Joe Sr. amassed a fortune importing Scotch whisky, transacting real estate, merging film studios, and through insider trading on Wall Street. During his Hollywood tenure, he had a three-year affair with silent film star Gloria Swanson.

In 1938, he was appointed U.S. ambassador to Britain by President Roosevelt, an old friend. He must have made Roosevelt chew off his cigarette holder, because his sails definitely lacked the tack of Jack. He was right there with Neville Chamberlain during the Munich appeasement (see previous post). Then he tried to arrange a clandestine meeting with Hitler, about the same time as Kristallnacht. He argued against military aid to England, famously saying that “democracy is finished” there. He also bragged that he knew “more about the European situation than anyone else.”

Kennedy’s biographers cite numerous examples of his anti-Semitism, some of it confirmed in letters between Kennedy and his friend, Charles Lindbergh. After Roosevelt secured the Catholic vote and was re-elected in 1940, he fired Kennedy. (Imagine Trump firing a fellow incompetent racist.) Joe Sr. spent the rest of his life directing his energies toward his sons.

Arch-appeaser and British Ambassador, Joseph P. Kennedy Sr.

American Capitalists: Monetary greed is a characteristic of right-wing politics, and Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg aren’t the first corporate titans to align themselves with an extremist leader. As I hinted above, certain American heads of industries were more concerned about Communists than Germans in the 1930s and early ’40s. They ran powerful businesses, and weren’t about to see their successes jeopardized by a “Red Menace,” which they felt a far right fascist like Hitler could help suppress.

But there was an even darker side. Many of these corporations did significant business in Hitler’s Germany. Ford Motor Company’s German branch, Ford-Werke, used French POWs as slave labor prior to the U.S. entering the war. Here are some others who nurtured a close relationship with the National Socialists:

James D. Mooney (President of General Motors Overseas): in 1938, Mooney received the Order of the German Eagle. In 1939 he met Nazi officials to discuss GM’s Adam-Opel facility in Germany. He arranged for a meeting between a Goering employee, one Helmut Wohlthat, and Joseph Kennedy, regarding exchanging loans for more open trading possibilities. Mooney resigned from GM after several leading American publications accused him of Nazi sympathies.

Thomas J. Watson Sr. (Chairman and CEO of IBM): in a book called “IBM and the Holocaust,” author Edwin Black argues that Watson willfully ignored Nazi persecution of Jews in a quest for profit. IBM manufactured a punch-card machine that was used by Nazis to tabulate and track Jews in Germany, and later to track inmates within the concentration camps. Watson’s IBM began its business relationship with the Nazis in 1933, the year the party consolidated its power (and established the first concentration camp, at Dachau). Nazi Germany soon became IBM’s biggest customer, right behind the U.S. In 1937, Watson attended an International Chamber of Commerce meeting in Berlin, where he accepted the Order of the German Eagle.

IBM founder, Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Torkild Rieber (Chairman of Texaco): Rieber illegally lent Texaco oil to Francisco Franco after Franco’s fascist uprising in Spain. He also traded oil with Nazi Germany for tankers. In June 1937, President Roosevelt met with him and threatened him with an oil embargo (imagine Trump threatening an oilman like this), but Rieber continued to do business with Germany in secret. After the start of the war, and despite a British embargo, Rieber arranged for Columbian oil to be shipped to the Nazis.

The day after France surrendered to Germany, on June 26, 1940, senior executives from Ford, GM, ITT, Texaco, and typewriter pioneer Underwood – including Rieber and Mooney – met with a German businessman and agent named Westrick at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in New York City for a celebratory dinner.

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Question: Before accepting their precious Order of the German Vulture awards, didn’t these obsessive capitalists bother to read Mein Kampf, written in 1925, which practically laid out everything Hitler and the National Socialists would do in the next 20 years, including extermination by poison gas? And if so, did they conveniently forget it while shaking hands with Hermann Goering?

Conclusion:

Trying to end this horror story appropriately is a struggle. It needs an apt moral, but it begs for someone better equipped than me to offer it. Just a few thoughts before this blog jumps back to 2026 America, and MAGA sloganeering, chest-thumping leaders, Big Lies, spin, nationalism, state-sponsored anti-immigration terrorism, murdering of protesters, invasions, voter indifference, etc, et al.

What happened in Europe from 1933 to 1945 was a horror unimaginable, and the millions who suffered and died deserve more than being a touchstone for today’s reprehensible politics. What happened there and then transcends politics. But while it shouldn’t be exploited, it should never be forgotten, either, and it serves as a dire warning to current events in America (and elsewhere). An understanding of history is extremely important. In my view, far too many people – including America’s current extremists in power – either lack that understanding, or have been corrupted beyond repair. At the risk of sounding like I’m lecturing, I’ll just offer this:

Whatever society, or whatever political persuasion, it’s important we not allow ideology – just as powerful as religion – to cloud our judgment, and that we elect good leaders who will nourish our humanity, not diminish it. Robert Louis Stevenson wrote a book called Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. The theme is that every human has the capacity within himself for both good and evil. Whether we submerge Hyde, or allow him to poke his head out occasionally… or strut around in broad daylight in full regalia… is up to us.

Sources:

“The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” by William L. Shirer

“American History: A Survey” by Alan Brinkley

“The Kennedy’s at War: 1937-1945” by Edward J. Renehan Jr.

http://www.wikipedia.com

Fascism for Beginners, Part 3: Torpor (Repost)

[This is the third of a four-part series on fascism and the William Shirer book The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. I originally wrote it in 2017, not long after the start of the first Trump regime, but I added two paragraphs (italicized) referencing 2026 events.]

Our local public television station has been airing two excellent films lately, both related to fascist politics. One of them is the 1962 version of THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE, about American POWs hypnotized by Reds during the Korean War. There is much more to this brilliant movie, but if you haven’t already seen it, I won’t give things away.

The other is the 1961 film JUDGMENT AT NUREMBERG. It is loosely based on fact, and it concerns the post-WWII trial of four German judges who, under the tent of Nazism, helped carry out a sterilization program and sentenced innocent people to death.

One of the judges is a rabid Nazi who shows no remorse. Two of the judges are weak and confused. But the fourth judge, “Ernst Janning,” is a tragic figure.

Highly intelligent, respected both inside and outside of Germany for his judicial knowledge, Janning is a man of great ideals who holds himself above his less enlightened peers. But during the Hitler years, he slowly and inexorably became corrupted. He despises what the Nazis did, but he also despises himself. He is tormented by the knowledge that, because of his actions, he’s turned his entire life into “excrement.”

The defense attorney wages an admirable but futile battle to exonerate Janning, a hero of his. At one point, American prosecutors show film footage of liberation of the concentration camps. (This is actual footage, and it’s not for the squeamish.) The defense attorney becomes so desperate, he tries to justify the judges’ actions by blaming other nations and individuals for Germany’s descent into barbarism.

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Military hegemony and glorification are characteristics of fascist regimes. America’s recent invasion of Venezuela could very well be a taste test of further aggressions, and the megalomaniac in the White House has already – characteristically – dropped hints of further abuses of U.S. military power. Some shortsighted corners of the globe have even applauded the unilateral U.S. invasion of Venezuela, based on the fact that Nicolás Maduro was a repressive autocrat (though, as opposed to Trump, of a left rather than right-wing flavor).

While Trump’s human rights outrages (ICE terrorism, calling neo-Nazis “good people” after Charlottesville, his “Big Beautiful Bill” stripping healthcare for millions, executive orders that criminalize the homeless) may not yet approach the scale of Maduro’s, those who cheer him know not what they do. For, as with everything, there are precedents and consequences. Here, I’d like to discuss some accomplices to Nazi Germany’s military aggressions; they figure largely in William Shirer’s book The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

Joseph Stalin

Russia: In April 1945, the first troops to enter bombed-out Berlin were the Russians, hated by both Hitler and the Western democracies. (Joseph Stalin was as fascistic as Hitler or Mussolini, just a different political stripe.) Had not the Russians repelled German forces at Stalingrad in 1942-43 – maybe the bloodiest confrontation in the history of man – the war would have had a different outcome. But in August 1939, Hitler and Stalin had signed the Nazi-Soviet Pact. This treaty enabled the two dictatorships to mutually carve up Poland and Eastern Europe.

Stalin was as brutal, cunning, and power-obsessed as Hitler. He just didn’t share Hitler’s pathological theories on race. Stalin’s great mistake was that, like so many others, he trusted Hitler. But Hitler despised Communism almost as much as Judaism, and he ridiculed the Pact from the moment it was signed. Thus, it wasn’t surprising when, against his top generals’ advice, Hitler invaded Russia in June 1941. Stalin’s uncharacteristic coziness with Hitler during the Pact allowed the Germans to build their military and expand their territory for a period of two long years.

The result: hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians, Jews, Bolsheviks, and resistance fighters in the East were ultimately rounded up and exterminated by Nazi Einsatzgruppen.

Nazi “Einsatzgruppen” executing a Ukrainian Jewish mother and her child (whom she’s clutching to her chest). This 1942 photo was never intended for distribution, but was somehow smuggled outside the Nazi sphere.

France: France had an opportunity to stop Hitler early on. On March 7, 1936, German forces illegally broke the 1925 Locarno Treaty and entered the demilitarized zone in the French Rhineland. Author Shirer was present when Hitler made the announcement to the German Reichstag, and recorded in his diary the disgusting scene that follows:

All the militarism in their German blood surges to their heads… Their hands are raised in slavish salute, their faces now contorted with hysteria, their mouths wide open, shouting, shouting, their eyes, burning with fanaticism, glued on the new god, the Messiah.

Had the French stood up to this blatant act of aggression, it would have rendered Hitler weak and unreliable in the eyes of Germans, and possibly shortened the reign of the Third Reich. In 1936, the German army was not the juggernaut it later became. Additionally, army Commander-in-Chief Werner von Blomberg had already decided on retreat in case of French countermeasures. But France had been devastated by the previous war and was “paralyzed by internal strife” and “sinking into defeatism.” Hitler’s military coup in the Rhineland set the stage for similar maneuvers in Austria and Czechoslovakia, and ultimately the invasion of Poland.

Neville Chamberlain

Great Britain: under the terms of the Locarno Treaty, Great Britain was obligated to assist France after Germany’s invasion of the Rhineland. Instead, it incomprehensibly believed Hitler when he assured the European democracies that he only desired peace, and that his actions weren’t hostile. Then, in 1938, Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain brokered with Hitler the Munich Agreement, which allowed Germany to annex parts of Czechoslovakia (this after allowing the Nazis to force an Anschluss and annex Austria, creating a “Greater (Nazi) Germany”).

Chamberlain’s continued appeasement of Hitler was greeted with huge approval by British citizens and Parliament, since it prevented outright war (although succeeding Prime Minister Winston Churchill remained highly critical). In reality, it merely delayed the inevitable, for it permitted Germany to strengthen its armed forces and opened the door for Hitler to invade Poland, which officially started World War II. Soon, Denmark, Norway, the Netherlands, Belgium, and France also toppled to the Germans.

Many of those same British who applauded the Munich Agreement would soon be huddling in bomb shelters while the German Luftwaffe roared overhead.

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There’s one other “accomplice” I’d like to talk about. But I’ll wait until the fourth and final installment of “Fascism for Beginners” to discuss my home country.

(Header image: detail from the “Hell Panel” from “Garden of Earthly Delights” by Hieronymous Bosch)